8 Reasons You’re An Annoying Tourist

There is nothing more wondrous than travel. That said, there are a lot of times when traveling is a royal pain—and in most cases, the unfortunate event involves a run-in with one of these worst offenders. In the context of air travel alone, there’s a colorful cast of characters: the grumpy airline attendant, the guy who takes his socks off mid-flight, and the folks who think showing up to the airport in their pajamas is an innocuous sartorial choice (hint: it’s not).

But chances are, while you’re busy pointing fingers, you’re guilty of committing a few sins yourself. So, in the spirit of making the world of travel a little less irksome, here are 8 ways you are guilty of being an annoying traveler.

Trying to exclusively converse in a foreign language after studying it on Duolingo for a day

If you’ve ever tried to order a meal in Paris after a day or two of “brushing up” on your high school French via Duolingo, you know first-hand how kindly the locals take to you “speaking” their language. Best case scenario: you successfully utter a few words that bring you exponentially more satisfaction than the person on the receiving end. Worst case scenario: you end up offending someone’s mother (true story!)

Boasting about the number of countries you’ve been to

We hate to break it to you, but no one cares about the number of countries you’ve visited. The spirit of travel is defined by curiosity and awe—not arrogance or conceit. And when you brag about all the cool travel experiences you’ve had, it doesn’t make people want to ask you all about it; it makes them want to punch you in the face.

Being an obnoxious selfie-taker

By all means, do it for the ‘Gram. Just don’t spoil the holiday-going experience for others—or worse, risk your or anyone else’s personal safety—just for the sake of acquiring a photo that, let’s face it, looks identical to the 10,000 other selfies stored on your phone.

Showing up to the airport looking like a slob

We get it, traveling is uncomfortable. Economy seats are tight, and cabin air pressure can cause limbs to swell to hulk-like proportions. That being said, there is no excuse to show up to the airport wearing the same slovenly-looking sweat pant and T-shirt combo you fell asleep in last night. Do better, people: if you must, buy a pair of jeggings.

Comparing everything to home

We’re sure your city is nice. We bet it has many great things going for it. But there’s a time and place to boast about your hometown, and it’s not when you’re standing on the Great Wall of China, taking in Impressionist masterpieces at the Louvre, or soaking up views of Rio de Janeiro from the top of Sugarloaf Mountain. Traveling is an opportunity to broaden your horizons—take advantage!

Refusing to try different foods

Overpacking your carry-on

Taking your socks off on an airplane