Now get your minds out of the gutter, people! These are sandcastle shoes, not penis branch shoes. Geez. Not that this makes them any less weird, mind you. Igor Dewe, French designer and performer (with a degree in fashion design & pattern drafting, no less) surely has a knack for originality. I’d have never come up with sandcastle tower erection heels all by my lonesome. Well, not sober, anyhow. Maybe it’s just me, but this kind of look like a perverted version of Alexander McQueen’s Armadillo platforms. With hairy legs.