Feeling personally victimized by an inanimate object
Obviously, the only reason your smartphone can’t find a Wifi signal is that it hates you and is being a jerk.
When the printer decides to jam, it’s because it’s still holding some hidden grudge against you, specifically, and has made a conscious decision to make your life more difficult.
Technology doesn’t just stop working, it fails on purpose—leading to our many angry outbursts at inanimate objects.