Sarah Palin
I don’t want to get political here, but here I go. Sarah Palin began her career in pageantry, finishing second runner-up in the Miss Alaska contest. She then hopped into sportscasting which led to becoming a member of the Wasilla City Council–Wasilla needed spellcheck because it’s so insignificant. She became the governor of Alaska by 42 and two years later, John McCain needed a hot piece to stand next to him and make him look like not such a ghostly corpse.
But that’s neither here nor there. Palin is relevant. She is famous. But to be a politician, one must possess an ounce of oratory talent, and whenever I hear her speak, it sounds like I’m coming down with ear cancer.
