An Alien Abduction Insurance Policy
You already know that home insurance, car insurance, and life insurance exist—but what about alien abduction insurance? For $19.95 you can get just that from the Saint Lawrence Agency in Altamonte Springs, Florida.
The unique company has sold more than 6,000 policies to date, all for $10 million worth of coverage, according to the Miami Herald. However, in order to qualify for a claim, you’ll have to make your way back to Earth.
And not just that: you’ll also need the signature of an “authorized, on-board alien.” Er, good luck with that!