Jonathon ‘The Impaler’ Sharkey
We’ve already had our first black president and we nearly had our first female president, but how about our first vampire president? This former wrestler, practicing pagan and self described vampire made his bid for the Oval Office in 2010. He has a thing for the ladies as he once stated he only drinks the blood of women because “women are beautiful…they have such beautiful necks and arms.”
His name should be a dead giveaway about his stance on crime as his policies involve torturing criminals and of course the inevitable impaling. If you are disappointed you didn’t get to vote for our first vampire president, rest assured, he will rise again with a promise to run in 2020.
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You left out Donald Trump!!
Well, there’s also Kanye West. He’s a few sheep short of a flock, as well.
Wow, you must be a Democrat. He did more for this Country and its citizens than anyone will ever do. I bet you were never in the Military.
Trump was the greatest president since Reagan….
Wake up John
Donald Trump was the BEST President to ever step foot in the White House.